An article entitled ’7 Gaming Characters That Would Have Been Better Off Bald’ for hairlossgeeks.com
While the majority of us fear the day that our precious locks retreat towards the back of our head others should be resigned to the fact that baldness may be their only chance of not looking like an utter berk. As we have seen time and time again, videogames imitate and magnify the mistakes we make in life and hair-based disasters sadly are no different.
While a quiet word in a secluded corner would have been all it took to inform these characters that they would have been better off as Phil Mitchell rather than Phil Spector, they pushed on with their permed monstrosities all the same. Far be it from me, a simple writer, to question the mistakes these titans of gaming have made; I will, however knock them back down to earth with my childish jibes and name-calling. So, grab your GHDs and a can of Elnett, because here comes my list of 7 characters in gaming that would have been better off bald.
Ahh… I love the smell pomade in the morning…